Dismantling T-Shirts

Scrapyard Worker

Let's get organized

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Moving in

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

School holidays

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Graffiti Forever!

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Women Possibilities

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.