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'I'm John Glynn. My dad is your dad's boss. Give me that swing.'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"The boss can see you now."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'You are here.'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

You are here.

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'We're presently entangled in a power struggle.'

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

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