Con Artist Connoisseur Gifts

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"He's an abstract artist."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Dog Walker

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Truman Capote

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Inaction Figure

"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

The Family Joules: Part 3

Shaved Ice

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'