Computer Operator Gifts

'That's the last desktop search I initiate...'

"These new motivational screen savers aren't doing it for me."

'I'll have to do a desktop search to find the computer !'

The antiquated adding machine in case of emergencies

Computer screen registers alert for illegal entry as cops drag the computer operator to jail.

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Is this the new input device?'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Computer Expert

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Mark Zuckerberg

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Second lifeReal life.

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Hardware and software

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