Computer Critter Gifts

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"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

I.T. Fear

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Online Dating

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Computer scared of user

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

State of the art computing purchases become obsolete in the time it takes to purchase it.

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

Dinosaur types 'large cities near me'

"He shows great artistic pretension."

The Art of Problem Solving

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

Computer fight.

'My computers down again!'

Gurkenman Used the Company PC to Visit P**n Sites Again...What a Pig!!

"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."

Cat Hackers

Mouse painting a cat picture with his tail.

Creepy Crawly Insect Phobia.

'Take it easy, pal - I'm just here for your hard drive.'

'You're giving a mating call yet holding a rifle - I'm getting some pretty mixed signals here, buddy!'

'Oh, how sweet! You're illegally downloading our song!'

Computer Hating Service.

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