Clever Critter Gifts

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'I'm huggable!'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"You're amazing!"

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

Smart Asp

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

The Art of Problem Solving

Ant Cut-out

"He shows great artistic pretension."

Cycle of Life

'I thought you went to school.'

Mensa Application Form.

"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."

Mouse painting a cat picture with his tail.

'Mom. Is there life on other plants?'

Creepy Crawly Insect Phobia.

'You're giving a mating call yet holding a rifle - I'm getting some pretty mixed signals here, buddy!'

'I still enjoy nuts, but... Quiet! Here comes another one.'

"I wouldn't read that. It's just a rehash of all those tests I brought home."

"Finally out of the hamster wheel I can get some knitting done."