Cozy Critter Gifts

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

James decided to stay in that night.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I'm huggable!'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Love me?"

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Home Sweet Mortgage (worth more than the house).

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Book Igloo

Dog in the Bed.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Elephant's tusks are in a glass by the bed.

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

I dreamt I had a mustache.

How Snails Are Born

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

"Which side do you want?"

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

E-Books.

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

Raccoon notepad

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Lockdown goals