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'It was like a mother to me.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

'Take care'.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"I'm training him to do chores."

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."