Complicated Creation Lover Gifts

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"He's an abstract artist."

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Bypass the Falls

Falling for art

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Heavenly meetings.

'Sculptor'

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

"Too busy."

'Imagination saved the day there, eh?'

"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."

Gobbledygookologist

Class Reunion

"You'll have to speak up, Adam. My ears are still ringing from that Big Bang"

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

Basic greeting cards.

"It's not a multiverse. It's a copyright violation."

Model sees artist's canvas: 'I can't paint, but I've really enjoyed trying.'

Meals on Wheels.

Catching Young Tarpon