Complex Procedure Ponderer Pillows

Add comfort and inspiration to their space with pillows that honor the creative and complex mind. Perfect for cozying up during deep thoughts or relaxing after a mental marathon.

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'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!' mockup

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?" mockup

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

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'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.' mockup

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

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"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet." mockup

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

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"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!" mockup

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

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The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions. mockup

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

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"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'" mockup

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

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"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?" mockup

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

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"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?" mockup

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

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Max Weber

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"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University." mockup

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

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Telling Self to Buzz Off

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Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers mockup

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

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'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?' mockup

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

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"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options." mockup

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

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"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!" mockup

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

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"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut." mockup

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

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'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!' mockup

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

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Caption Contest TK

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That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up mockup

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

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"Woah - random!"

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'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions mockup

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

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'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.' mockup

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

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'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...' mockup

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

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Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget." mockup

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

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"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error." mockup

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

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"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!" mockup

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

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'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.' mockup

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

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"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow." mockup

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."

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'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?' mockup

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

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Complex Procedure Ponderer Pillows Collection

Complex Procedure Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the complex procedure ponderer—witty, inspirational, and ideal for sipping while deep in thought.

Complex Procedure Ponderer Prints

Decorate their environment with prints that highlight their love for complexity and creativity. Stunning designs to inspire deep reflection.

Complex Procedure Ponderer T-Shirts

Discover clever t-shirts that match the inventive spirit of your essential thinker. Fun designs and witty slogans make them a memorable gift.