Commuting Innovator Gifts

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Jungle Taxi

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Bus for Giraffes.

'Oh course!'

Road work next 15 years.

"Does it not gladden the heart to see Lowry adapt so well to our new low overhead policy?"

"Dad's home."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

The Bus Stop.

"We need a brownfield site."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

"All our phone sales staff are free range."

"In case of drop in cabin pressure, wear oxygen mask before taking Selfie."

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

'Our incentive plan seems to be working!'

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Nutcracker going home

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

The side effect of the standing desk craze.