Commute Strategist Gifts

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

Be creative...

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Jungle Taxi

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Metro Sapien.

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

The bus home.

Road Guilt

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Man doing a crossword puzzle noticing a rat doing a maze puzzle

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

Nutcracker going home

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)