Commute Optimist Gifts

"This car sharing scheme is great, I'II try to get it back to you in a month or so."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Jungle Taxi

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

Metro Sapien.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

The bus home.

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Man doing a crossword puzzle noticing a rat doing a maze puzzle

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"It makes the commute that much easier."

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Nutcracker going home

Pope Francis on public transport.

Bus stop and reader

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

Waiting and waiting and waiting room