Commute Daydreamer Gifts

Man doing a crossword puzzle noticing a rat doing a maze puzzle

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'See you in two weeks!'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Inkwell Genie.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Clock watcher

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up