Community Stories Gifts

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Social distancing

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

AA Meeting Here Today

See you at the farmers market!

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Church Basement Foodie

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Tipping Pain Chart

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Converted Parking Garage

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Maypole

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"