Community Issues Gifts

Oil pipeline worries.

Crime.

"Are we all ready for an energy survey by Con Ed?"

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

Security.

'As your P.R. advisor I suggest that you play on your status as an oppressed and misunderstood minority - but that if you don't want to be moved on you really should change your minority's name to anything that isn't 'travellers'.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Climb aboard and I'll tell you about the new budget cuts.'

'Red sky at night - the estate's on fire again.'

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

Couple standing near a broken sign that says 'This is a Neighbourhood Watch Area' - the man is saying "Someone's nicked the lamppost!"

Shoot Thy Neighbour

"And in local news, somebody pooped on the Jenkins' lawn again."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

The Anti-Agent

Support the Ex-Troops

America, are we learning anything?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Social distancing

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Gee, thanks pal."

National Everything Awareness Day

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Meet the Enemy

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"