Civic Issues Gifts

Leaving High-Crime Area...Entering Police Brutality Area

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

The Anti-Agent

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support the Ex-Troops

America, are we learning anything?

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

National Everything Awareness Day

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Critisize your weight.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

An informed voter is a good voter

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Very fine people on both sides."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.