Civil Issues Gifts

Help Me Play My Student Loans

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

The Anti-Agent

Support the Ex-Troops

America, are we learning anything?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Gee, thanks pal."

National Everything Awareness Day

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Real Life/Surreal Life

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Critisize your weight.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Very fine people on both sides."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.