Community Buffs Pillows

Tipping Pain Chart

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Getting to Know You

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Suburban street.

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

A singer being criticised

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

Conspiracy Theory Books

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

'Please, pay attention.'

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'