Charity Buff Pillows

The shakedown escalates.

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

I want to hold your hand

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Tipping Pain Chart

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Alms Bank

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Television guests' essentials in November.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Me and my money are soon parted

Lemonade without borders.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Are we having fun yet?'

The nonprofit dog fight.