Communications Director Pillows

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

Hype and Truth Buildings.

Truth center & spin control.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"Linda, is it proper etiquette to announce layoffs via a Tweet?"

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Diddly

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"Communications Director? I love it."

Oh, the usual...another Friday, another document dump.

Office of the PR of the United States

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"My nose has stopped growing since I've started telling alternative facts."

'Excuse me, but is there a spin doctor in the audience?'

Would you buy a used car off this man?

"...Don't you think it'll be considered offensive that you made the White House spokes-hag look like a basset hound?"

"I think he said he doesn't want to be your press secretary any more."

De Groot & Moskowicz, Lobbyists.

"I've closed my eyes so that issue no longer exists. Move on to the next question news media folks."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"After all the indictments and contempt citation, I'm the administration's new PR-Bot."

Twitter jail for Trump

The Truth

'How fast can you hype?'

'Spin isn't working...so I recommended that we resort to old fashioned lying.'

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

Target your message

Anthony Scaramucci is the new Communications Director of the White House.

Sean Spicer

Donald Trump

Anthony Scaramucci