Broadcast Director Pillows

"Stretch it, we're running short."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'How fast can you hype?'

Marimba

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

Target your message

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

'Hang on a minute...'

Donald Trump

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

The Truth

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Office of the PR of the United States

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'