Communication Director Pillows

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

Lynching on social media

"This position has become very important to the company."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'How fast can you hype?'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

This Message Has No Content

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Under new blame.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."