Communication Policy Analyst Pillows

"When you said the door to your office was always open, I pictured things a bit differently!"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Budget

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

The Problem with World Population Growth

Data From a Truck

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

social services cuts

Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"We've been cancelled."

"I meant the dog!"

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"It's not downsizing—it's just that we have 976 employees who have chosen to spend more time with their families."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.