Communication Policy Analyst Prints

"When you said the door to your office was always open, I pictured things a bit differently!"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Budget

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I meant the dog!"

social services cuts

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

The Problem with World Population Growth

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"It's not downsizing—it's just that we have 976 employees who have chosen to spend more time with their families."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'