Communication Jokester Pillows

I told you before, never call me on this number!

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

The Screeeen!

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Cloud computing.

"All I said is I'd like a little more attention. I don't need the shenanigans."

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%)

'Another failure to communicate?'

"Stand back? corrupt file."

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'We get along so much better after I disabled the 'Comments' function of our relationship!'

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.