Communication Joker Gifts

"Whu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uht?"

"Maybe then, I'll be able to get a word in edgewise."

Fittd shēt

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Prisoner still life painting.

"Hello?"

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

'It's for you.'

"All I said is I'd like a little more attention. I don't need the shenanigans."

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"Don't forget to ask their e-mail address."

'Another failure to communicate?'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

"Can you hear me now?"

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

Trapeze artists.

"This is weird . . . I haven't got a single text or email in the past three minutes."

'The number you have reached has gone bankrupt....'

"Hon, what's an allegory?"

Man on stilts on cell phone.

'I think he's getting serious. he asked me to give up my web page and migrate it to his.'

"Anyone not turning off their phones will be appointed to solicit parishioners for our fund drive."

"This the last time I reply all."