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Dug had asked Patsy to see her Chuff.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Create some buzz!

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Letter Collecting Nerd

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Harold, you've changed."

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'Let us pray...'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Zumma Cum Laude

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'My market doesn't understand me.'

The Horn of Unanswered Email

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Stop referring to you and me as 'we'!"

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'She nitpicks all the time!'

"I can't believe you made it past our bitch receptionist."

There's a real disconnect going on here.

"That's his answer to everything!"