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Commune Dweller Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves communal living? Our collection of creative, interest-focused products highlights the charm and quirks of being a commune dweller. Whether they’re into DIY projects, eco-friendly lifestyles, or simply enjoying shared spaces, our range offers humorous and heartfelt items—from mugs to prints—that capture the essence of community-minded living.
"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Ancient Landmarks of New York City
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
"Oh, this old thing?"
'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
Fish-tank Skyscraper.
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."
'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'
"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"
"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."
"I travel Prada whenever I can."
How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York
Upper West Side Story
"This city is becoming unlivable."
Vista Acres - A tanned community.
'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'
It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.
'Guess they're still fixing the street.'
Natural Phenomena of 15-E
"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"
Commune Dweller Gifts Collection
Commune Dweller Mugs
Explore a wide range of mugs that celebrate communal living and creative interests. Perfect for daily inspiration or a fun conversation starter.
Commune Dweller Pillows
Discover pillows that add a touch of community charm and creative flair to any space — ideal for cozy communal living or personal comfort.
Commune Dweller Prints
Browse our prints that beautifully capture the essence of communal living and artistic creativity, making any space feel more engaging and inspiring.
Commune Dweller T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that highlight the quirky, artistic side of commune life. Great for personal expression or gift giving.