Communal Space Warrior T-Shirts

Cull people who leave clumps of hair in changing room showers.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'Echo Tourism'