Communal Space Warrior Mugs

Cull people who leave clumps of hair in changing room showers.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Polluted geese

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Echo Tourism'