Planet Warrior Mugs

"Somebody's got to do it."

"Climate change is natural."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Natural Disasters

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...