Planet Warrior T-Shirts

"Somebody's got to do it."

"Climate change is natural."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Deforestation.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

North Pole

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

The interested bystanders.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'