Common Sense Philosopher Gifts

Searching for a gift that honors a common sense philosopher? Explore our collection of clever, fun, and insightful products designed for those who value practical wisdom and logical thinking. Whether it’s for a dedicated thinker or a witty conversationalist, our items make meaningful and amusing presents that reflect their love of common sense and philosophical insight.

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"Your results are excellent and the quality of observed lessons was very high, however we're worried by an e-mail from Mrs Miggin's hairdresser who thinks you should teach 'a bit more common sense'. . ."

"Your results are excellent and the quality of observed lessons was very high, however we're worried by an e-mail from Mrs Miggin's hairdresser who thinks you should teach 'a bit more common sense'. . ."

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"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'" mockup

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..." mockup

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

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"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?" mockup

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first."

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"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..." mockup

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

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"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all." mockup

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

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Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.' mockup

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

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Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart! mockup

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

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'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.' mockup

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

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'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.' mockup

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

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"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... " mockup

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

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Life, love and a lot of bananas.

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'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.' mockup

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

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"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up." mockup

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery." mockup

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

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Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger. mockup

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

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"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now." mockup

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.' mockup

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

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"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up." mockup

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

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"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk." mockup

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

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"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die." mockup

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

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''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.' mockup

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

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'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.' mockup

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

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"I've figured out why my life is boring."

"I've figured out why my life is boring." mockup

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

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'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?' mockup

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

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"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours." mockup

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

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Women

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Who's Dead

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"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?" mockup

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

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Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey. mockup

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

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'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

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Common Sense Philosopher Gifts Collection

Common Sense Philosopher Mugs

Discover more mugs inspired by common sense philosophy—perfect for daily inspiration and clever conversations.

Common Sense Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that combine comfort with clever commentary on common sense and wisdom—great for home or office accents.

Common Sense Philosopher Prints

Browse our art prints that pay tribute to practical thinking and philosophical insight—beautiful pieces to inspire and amuse.

Common Sense Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirt collection that humorously and thoughtfully celebrates practical wisdom—ideal for everyday expressions of your philosophical style.