Committee Culturist Gifts

'An exxpert team set up a team of special consultants, that then set up a committee whose members asked their 7 year old kids. Now 14 months later they've concluded we're not efficient enough.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Paul Ree

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Highland Piper.

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

'Well, it's about time!'

Plain English group.

'If at first you don't succeed, appoint a committee and let them worry about it.'

"All those in favor Retweet."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

"Motion denied then"

Senate ethics committee - no fatties!