Cultural Coordinator Gifts

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Several generations live together in Cuba

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'An exxpert team set up a team of special consultants, that then set up a committee whose members asked their 7 year old kids. Now 14 months later they've concluded we're not efficient enough.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Not guilty?"

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

New Year's Eve party for dogs

The Aisle

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

'Well, it's about time!'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

An English and French student converse.

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

A pirate and a bride

Eurocopa 2016

"You owe me £50. I told you that he didn't have the nerve not to turn up!"

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'Men will never understand.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"