Cultural Coordinator Gifts

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Several generations live together in Cuba

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'An exxpert team set up a team of special consultants, that then set up a committee whose members asked their 7 year old kids. Now 14 months later they've concluded we're not efficient enough.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Not guilty?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

New Year's Eve party for dogs

The Aisle

'Well, it's about time!'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"You owe me £50. I told you that he didn't have the nerve not to turn up!"

A pirate and a bride

'Men will never understand.'

Eurocopa 2016

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'