Cultural Officer Gifts

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Businesswoman Empowerment

'How fast can you hype?'

Inclusive speech

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

All Hail the Matriarchy

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Glass Ceiling

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Police Statetion

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

The sunglasses.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Sales and Diversity

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

Woman Life Freedom

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"Suppose we leave the salary unchanged but get smaller women."

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.