Commitment Guru Pillows

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Relationship Warning Lights

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

First Marriage

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."