Commitment Guru Gifts

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

First Marriage

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.