Commitment-challenged Romantics Gifts

'The new guy in accounting is single but he cannot commit. I hear that last year he changed his internet carrier three times and his e-mail address six time.'

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Powerful Love.

Dancing in pyjamas

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Puppy Love

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Heart is sewn back together.

Old Love

Imaginary boyfriends are best.