Romantic Commitment Gifts

Tattoos and love

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Tree Passion

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

Unconditional Loveseat

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"It could never work between us."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

Musician

Remarkably Richmond