Heartfelt Commitments Gifts

Tattoos and love

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Unconditional Loveseat

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

PJ Parties

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

First Marriage

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'