Heartfelt Commitments T-Shirts

Tattoos and love

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Unconditional Loveseat

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

PJ Parties

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"