Family Commitments T-Shirts

'Management are very keen to introduce family friendly policies...we're very keen on helping staff balance or with family commitments.'

"My drug problem is a little different. . ."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Cry babies.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Ahhh...'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

The Baby Walker

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

My First Camera

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Impressing dad.