Commitment-challenged Romantics Mugs

'The new guy in accounting is single but he cannot commit. I hear that last year he changed his internet carrier three times and his e-mail address six time.'

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Powerful Love.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Dancing in pyjamas

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Love is Blind.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Puppy Love

"Everybody meets online these days."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

Tunnel of Love.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'