Commercial Creator Gifts

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

This Message Has No Content

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."