Commercial Break Lover Gifts

'Milk and two sugars please...'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Back in 5 minutes!

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

Freestyling.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

Office Safety.

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

One Hour Sandwich shop

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'I need a Vacation.'

Junk Mail

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

Business gothic.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'Oh... you got the alphabet subliminal soup!'

'Let's break for lunch. I'll order pizza.'

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

Donuts. 12 off.

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'

"Don't you have a big test tomorrow?"