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"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! Sure, they like to follow one another but they kin turn nasty mighty quick!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Wanted for Stick Up

"I don't think so, Ted!"

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

How cowboys book their rides remotely.