Comment Cowboy Prints

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! Sure, they like to follow one another but they kin turn nasty mighty quick!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Sea Horse outside saloon

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

Wanted for Stick Up

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."