Comment Card Enthusiast Gifts

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Philosopher trading cards.

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Belated Birthday Cards

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

"I work all winter on my beach body, and everyone still stares at you!"

Greetings!

Valentines for Things

Ever Wonder Why 37& of Americans Prefer Socialism?

Modern Football

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Diamond Geezer.

"He's checking the math for political correctness."

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

Reflection greeting cards.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out James Carville?'

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

CSI: Low Budget Version

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.